Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
there was a trapeze. enough said
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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