everyone is single if you try hard enough
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
17 year olds will be the death of me.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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