why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Bring me that man meat
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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