I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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