"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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