Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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