So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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