that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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