I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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