I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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