your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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