I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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