Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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