# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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