my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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