Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
When did angry sex become our thing?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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