Nicole vs. Life
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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