Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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