i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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