She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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