I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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