that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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