Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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