office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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