i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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