Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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