It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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