No, you can still breathe under the balls.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The convent might be a nice break from real life
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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