She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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