if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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