are you still at the devil's house?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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