He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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