she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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