I wanna bring you to show and tell
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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