How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.