I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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