fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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