you guys were way drunker than both of me
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I had to cum in my sink.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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