People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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