Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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