I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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