: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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