i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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