Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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