I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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