so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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