your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if i died would you start the facebook group?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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