I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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