you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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