If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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