Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
So. Much. Porn.
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