That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
MIDGETS
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Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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