You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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