We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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