am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
the liver wants what the liver wants
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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