i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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