Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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