I'm jealous of your bromance
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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