Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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