Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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