Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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