i think my mom watched the whole time
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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