it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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